Dartainian

Jul 22
mrbrucel33:

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

Just god damn it

mrbrucel33:

yougothexed:

tainted-sweet-meats:

ms-delcious:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

Just god damn it

(Source: iraffiruse)

Jul 22
xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

Jul 22
spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Jul 22

the-disney-residents:

There’s a line, Cruella. 
-ModOlaf

Jul 22

(Source: f-o-o-d-p-o-r-n)

Jul 22

(Source: s3lene)

Jul 22

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle
Jul 22
dorkly:

20 Times Joss Whedon Was Too Good At Twitter
Joss Whedon has done it all - he’s written countless beloved cult-hit TV shows, he’s written one of the greatest X-Men runs ever, and he’s directed one of the highest-grossing films of all-time. However, he’s ALSO a genius in the 140-character limit arena of Twitter. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? How can one guy be good at EVERYTHING?!
To read more of our favorite Joss Whedon tweets, click here!

dorkly:

20 Times Joss Whedon Was Too Good At Twitter

Joss Whedon has done it all - he’s written countless beloved cult-hit TV shows, he’s written one of the greatest X-Men runs ever, and he’s directed one of the highest-grossing films of all-time. However, he’s ALSO a genius in the 140-character limit arena of Twitter. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? How can one guy be good at EVERYTHING?!

To read more of our favorite Joss Whedon tweets, click here!

Jul 22
Jul 22

(Source: humorstop)